THE TESSMEISTER GENERAL

I'm Tess. I'm fond of reblogging cool things from cooler people. I'm a Mormon, a writing tutor, and hella rad.

Chrissy is mah boi.

Tomorrow when I get done with my English final, I’m driving to Burger King and getting a whopper

This is Gato, my kitty, and I miss him.

I want my cat
I want to hug someone until I fall asleep

I’m going to go take a hot shower and go to bed. That’s enough for one day, I think.

friend how did you get so far back on my blog
you keep going back you’re gonna hit my robot phase and I can’t guarantee what you’ll find

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

(via ruffiticus)

-annoying:

whoa taco yogurt

(via misterdiddums)

Lots of Michael Jones on my dash today. I don’t know what’s causing it but keep it up.

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.Discover tiny nibblins for a friend. Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.
Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.
Discover tiny nibblins for a friend.
Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.

Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

(via millerballbreakers)

alchemyprime:

How non-creepy fans should react to the bad eggs in their fandoms.

(via redneckwerewolf)

You guys are pretty great, you know. Thank you.