THE TESSMEISTER GENERAL

I'm Tess. I'm fond of reblogging cool things from cooler people. I'm a Mormon, a writing tutor, and hella rad.

Chrissy is mah boi.
Boys are dumb.

i know right

Ulysses claiming that I would lie to him to boost his self-esteem but HE’S ACTUALLY A BADASS AND I DON’T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING

krakaen:

ganon was probably still an arrogant asshole before he was a criminal 

angsty teenage gerudo boy

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BASICS:

name: Tess

age: 21

birthday: July 29

zodiac: Leo

single or taken: Single

height: 5’2” short short short

eye color: blue!

middle name: A. 

favorite color: blue violet

lucky number: probably 6 or 29

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house [x]: Griffindor

favorite television show:  House Hunters International

favorite season: Summer

describe yourself in a few words: antihistamines

future children’s names: I Like Beth and Eric and other classic names in general

meaning of your name: Shortened form of Theresa. According to Wikipedia, “The name may be derived from the Greek verb θερίζω (therízō), meaning to harvest.”

ultimate otp: I don’t know anymore, probably Michael and Lindsay from Achievement Hunter right now

What do you plan to/do for a living: Get paid real actual money to write stuff

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: NO I HATE THIS QUESTION

coffee or tea: Coffee

rain or shine: Sunshine forever

reading or writing: writing

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#261

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Lindsay is rinsing through the Lads and Gents and I could not be happier

I hope she makes a full lap

the-snowflake-owl:

AU where Ice King found baby Finn and raised him.

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kenezbian:

the-meta:

If youre happy that Lindsay’s desk is now going to be in the Achievement Hunter office like everyone else’s and you are going to laugh in the face of people who dont want her there  and you know it clap your hands.

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ittygittydiddynator:

anderjak:

toastradamus:

Roger Rabbits special effects still fucking hold up by todays standards AND looks better than most films that come out NOW it was that ahead of its time

I’m still amazed that Hoskins had that little to work with. Everything about this video is awesome.

This made my day.

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screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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